singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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