I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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