Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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