I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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