Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
His nipple licking is glorious
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