I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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