Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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