that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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