you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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