i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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