Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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