The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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