i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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