HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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