3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
from now on my penis is your penis
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
