I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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