Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You are a genius and a whore.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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