It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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