some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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