I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Text me some of your sweat
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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