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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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