Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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