White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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