dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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