when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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