WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You can make out without kissing
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