I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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