Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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