yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
