I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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