Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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