Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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