If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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