Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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