the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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