How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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