Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize