I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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