well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i think i just lost a toe
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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