I'm jealous of your bromance
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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