Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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