If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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