I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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