hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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