That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
