**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize