Whod you bang
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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