is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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