oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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