i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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