I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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