the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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