Soap is not a condiment
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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