I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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